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Reviews and ratings for King's Inn in North Dartmouth, MA.

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Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • Average Rating: 5
  • Club Ambiance
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • Cover Charge Value
  • Avg. Rating: 3
  • Private Dance Value
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • Drink Price Value
  • Avg. Rating: 1
  • Food Price Value
  • No Rating
  • Food Quality
  • No Rating
  • Staff Quality
  • Avg. Rating: 2

Dancer Ratings

  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • Avg. Rating: 5
  • Dancer Contact Level
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • Dancer Attitudes & Friendliness
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • Dancer Quantity
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • Mostly White: 0%
  • Mostly Latino: 0%
  • Mostly Black: 0%
  • Mostly Asian: 0%
  • Many Races: 100%

Recommendations

  • Would you go back to King's Inn?
  • Yes: 0%
  • No: 100%
  • Maybe: 0%
  • Would you recommend King's Inn to others?
  • Yes: 0%
  • No: 100%
  • Maybe: 0%
  • Is this a good place for a bachelor party?
  • Yes: 0%
  • No: 100%
  • Maybe: 0%

Customer Reviews for King's Inn

Reviewer: MisterGuy Date: 05-26-2010

Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 5
  • Club Ambiance
  • My Rating: 2
  • Cover Charge Value
  • My Rating: 3
  • Private Dance Value
  • My Rating: 2
  • Drink Price Value
  • My Rating: 1
  • Food Price Value
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Food Quality
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Staff Quality
  • My Rating: 2

Dancer Ratings

  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 5
  • Dance Contact Level
  • My Rating: 2
  • Dancer Attitudes & Friendliness
  • My Rating: 2
  • Dancer Quantity
  • My Rating: 2
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • My Rating: Many different races.

Recommendations

  • Would you go back to King's Inn?
  • Answer: No
  • Would you recommend King's Inn to others?
  • Answer: No
  • Good place for a bachelor party?
  • Answer: No

My review:

The "Kings Inn" is kind of a laid-back dump that's located along a lonely road out in what is basically the sticks of southeast MA. Take I-195 Exit 11, then go South & eventually turn Left onto Route 6 East to get here. The club will be located on your Right. There's limited parking immediately in front of the club, but more parking located along the side and, I think, in back of the club. The club is apparently open 11 AM-2 AM on most days, and their website is:
http://www.myspace.com/kingsinngentlemansclub

Enter through the front of the building, as ringing the doorbell at the side entrance will get you nowhere (that's basically only a quick side Exit from the club). They apparently have a strict no cell phone policy here and expect to be wanded at the door for metal before you enter. The cover charge was $10 in the evening, and the drinks started out at an outrageous $7 for a soda!

When you enter the club, you'll be able to see into the LD room through a huge plexiglass window, where the doorman/bouncer (when he's at his post) can see right into the room to watch the action there. Take a Left, pay the cover charge, and then enter the club & hang a quick Right to get into the long bar area. Beyond the bar area on the far Left-hand side of the club is a pool table & the management office. Immediately to the Right of that office is the entrance to the Men's Room...step up through the doorway (with no door on it) into the small, dirty, run down bathroom. The club's seating is quite cramped, and there are plenty of obstructions to viewing the stage from the bar area. As you move across the club to the Right from the bar area, there's a small seating area, the thin stage area, and then more seating on the other side of the stage. The elevated DJ booth, women's bathroom, and entrance to the dancer's dressing room will be located on your far Left as you move from the bar area. On the far Right side is the open LD area with a station for another bouncer to watch that area & take money from the dancers after they do LDs. The aforementioned side Exit is right next to this bouncer's station.

The stage area is a long, thin walkway that has a very high wooden fence between the dancer & the limited seating around the stage. There is a pole & an elevated, mirrored area at one end of the stage, but the dancers didn't appear to use it that much. The stage dancing is all-nude, but apparently only if there's someone tipping at the railing, which appeared to happen very rarely unfortunately. The waitstaff wasn't very attentive as at least some of the waitresses are allowed to give LDs both in the main room & the LD area.

None of the dancers here were overly attractive (about a 3-7 on my scale), and there weren't that many of them. Most were naturally-busted & young. It was mostly a mix of Latinas & white girls...with one or two black girls thrown in as well. The hustle factor here was pretty low, but this club is apparently very couples-friendly...with one of the rough-looking customers even openly trying to pimp out his female companion in the Men's Room. I wouldn't be surprised if take-out was available from any of the dancers and/or waitstaff here either.

The club has a strict "touch-and-go" (you touch the dancers & you go) policy posted, but some of the dancers were a little loose with it. The topless LDs were $25/song & were mostly only one-way contact (from the dancer to you) with a pretty good grind. I never got the full details on the VIP area (where it was, how much it was, or how much more contact was allowed). Wednesday nights is apparently 2-for-1 night, and I think that includes both drinks & LDs.

The club's sign says that this place has been "Voted #1 Best Female Exotic Dance Club" (whatever that means), but there really isn't any reason to make a long drive to come here IMO. Downtown Providence is basically only 30 minutes away, and you'll get better deals & waaaay better contact there than at this dump.

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