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Reviews and ratings for Bisco's in Emmett, MI.

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Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • Average Rating: 2.4
  • Club Ambiance
  • Avg. Rating: 1.3
  • Cover Charge Value
  • Avg. Rating: 4
  • Private Dance Value
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • 38% said Not Applicable
  • Drink Price Value
  • Avg. Rating: 1.1
  • 13% said Not Applicable
  • Food Price Value
  • No Rating
  • Food Quality
  • Avg. Rating: 1
  • 88% said Not Applicable
  • Staff Quality
  • Avg. Rating: 2.3

Dancer Ratings

  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • Avg. Rating: 1.5
  • Dancer Contact Level
  • Avg. Rating: 4.3
  • Dancer Attitudes & Friendliness
  • Avg. Rating: 2.4
  • Dancer Quantity
  • Avg. Rating: 1.6
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • Mostly White: 100%
  • Mostly Latino: 0%
  • Mostly Black: 0%
  • Mostly Asian: 0%
  • Many Races: 0%

Recommendations

  • Would you go back to Bisco's?
  • Yes: 25%
  • No: 63%
  • Maybe: 13%
  • Would you recommend Bisco's to others?
  • Yes: 13%
  • No: 63%
  • Maybe: 25%
  • Is this a good place for a bachelor party?
  • Yes: 13%
  • No: 88%
  • Maybe: 0%

Customer Reviews for Bisco's

Reviewer: Steven Harper Date: 07-10-2013

Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 0
  • Club Ambiance
  • My Rating: 1
  • Cover Charge Value
  • My Rating: 5
  • Private Dance Value
  • My Rating: Do not know or N/A.
  • Drink Price Value
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Food Price Value
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Food Quality
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Staff Quality
  • My Rating: 1

Dancer Ratings

  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 4
  • Dance Contact Level
  • My Rating: 1
  • Dancer Attitudes & Friendliness
  • My Rating: 2
  • Dancer Quantity
  • My Rating: 1
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • My Rating: Mostly White

Recommendations

  • Would you go back to Bisco's?
  • Answer: No
  • Would you recommend Bisco's to others?
  • Answer: No
  • Good place for a bachelor party?
  • Answer: No

My review:

I was there many times, last time in mid June 13 after the management changed. Before at least there were no bouncers... These girls have only one skill: to pool your money out. The waist of time and money. As soon as I entered the club, the bouncer (a young idiot, perhaps he dreams he is a sheriff) started interrogating me: what do you want here? Some pussy, I said. He looked at me very angrily and said: you will not get it here... Eventually I decided that since I did not take my passport with me that night I can't go to Sarnia, so I decided to stay. Both girls were not too bad and quite friendly but the bouncer behaved as an angry dog all the time. Although I was the only visitor that night and I spent about a hundred bucks, the bouncer kicked me out as soon as I pooled the girl's panties a bit to see her haircut (she did not mind at all). So, clearly this place is run by idiots who have no idea what sex industry is about. THis is a church rather than a strip club. If you want to have a good time you better go to Sarnia's Riverport Tavern or Triple Play, or to Beef Baron in London, or to hundreds of clubs and massage parlors in Toronto
Reviewer: bud Date: 08-27-2012

Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 0
  • Club Ambiance
  • My Rating: 1
  • Cover Charge Value
  • My Rating: 1
  • Private Dance Value
  • My Rating: 1
  • Drink Price Value
  • My Rating: 1
  • Food Price Value
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Food Quality
  • My Rating: 1
  • Staff Quality
  • My Rating: 1

Dancer Ratings

  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 0
  • Dance Contact Level
  • My Rating: 5
  • Dancer Attitudes & Friendliness
  • My Rating: 1
  • Dancer Quantity
  • My Rating: 1
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • My Rating: Mostly White

Recommendations

  • Would you go back to Bisco's?
  • Answer: No
  • Would you recommend Bisco's to others?
  • Answer: No
  • Good place for a bachelor party?
  • Answer: No

My review:

Nasty, just skanky, nasty disease infested and shitty asses!
Reviewer: gras Date: 06-06-2012

Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 5
  • Club Ambiance
  • My Rating: 3
  • Cover Charge Value
  • My Rating: 5
  • Private Dance Value
  • My Rating: 3
  • Drink Price Value
  • My Rating: 2
  • Food Price Value
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Food Quality
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Staff Quality
  • My Rating: 4

Dancer Ratings

  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 5
  • Dance Contact Level
  • My Rating: 3
  • Dancer Attitudes & Friendliness
  • My Rating: 3
  • Dancer Quantity
  • My Rating: 2
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • My Rating: Mostly White

Recommendations

  • Would you go back to Bisco's?
  • Answer: Yes
  • Would you recommend Bisco's to others?
  • Answer: Maybe
  • Good place for a bachelor party?
  • Answer: Yes

My review:

Biscos is an all around fun place to go but if your not from the country and r from the city,i would not go there cause its all country in there and we love to have a good time.the girls in there r very nice and caring as long as the customers arent assholes.and the girls arent all skinny and sick looking either which i like alot,its a very fun place to go if you wanna just relax and have a good time.
Reviewer: Biscos lover Date: 12-08-2011

Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 10
  • Club Ambiance
  • My Rating: 1
  • Cover Charge Value
  • My Rating: 5
  • Private Dance Value
  • My Rating: Do not know or N/A.
  • Drink Price Value
  • My Rating: 1
  • Food Price Value
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Food Quality
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Staff Quality
  • My Rating: 5

Dancer Ratings

  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 1
  • Dance Contact Level
  • My Rating: 5
  • Dancer Attitudes & Friendliness
  • My Rating: 5
  • Dancer Quantity
  • My Rating: 5
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • My Rating: Mostly White

Recommendations

  • Would you go back to Bisco's?
  • Answer: Yes
  • Would you recommend Bisco's to others?
  • Answer: Yes
  • Good place for a bachelor party?
  • Answer: No

My review:

This is pretty much the best strip club ever! It's $6 for everything to drink. I asked for a glass of water and it was supposed to be $6 but he gave it to me for free:) I've never gone in there sober though and I dont recommend it. It's kind of an annual tradition for my boyfriend and I to go in there just for fun. The girls are really nice, especially the one with the c-section scar. The best looking one is probably the little scared girl, but she always seems real nervous. Go in there with 20 singles and you'll have a blast! I got one of the girls to do a cartwheel for a $1 :)
Reviewer: slaker Date: 09-17-2011

Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 0
  • Club Ambiance
  • My Rating: 1
  • Cover Charge Value
  • My Rating: 1
  • Private Dance Value
  • My Rating: Do not know or N/A.
  • Drink Price Value
  • My Rating: 1
  • Food Price Value
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Food Quality
  • My Rating: Not Applicable
  • Staff Quality
  • My Rating: 2

Dancer Ratings

  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 0
  • Dance Contact Level
  • My Rating: 5
  • Dancer Attitudes & Friendliness
  • My Rating: 1
  • Dancer Quantity
  • My Rating: 1
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • My Rating: Mostly White

Recommendations

  • Would you go back to Bisco's?
  • Answer: No
  • Would you recommend Bisco's to others?
  • Answer: No
  • Good place for a bachelor party?
  • Answer: No

My review:

A dump, dirty, women look like they are from the backwoods of mississippi. Horrible place.

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