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Dancer reviews and ratings for Michelle's Beach House in Derby, KS.

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Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • Average Rating: 1
  • Management
  • Avg. Rating: 1
  • Dressing Room & Facilities
  • Avg. Rating: 3
  • Shift Scheduling
  • Avg. Rating: 1
  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • Mostly White: 0%
  • Mostly Latino: 0%
  • Mostly Black: 0%
  • Mostly Asian: 0%
  • Many Races: 100%

Customer Ratings

  • Customer Touching
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • Customer Spending
  • Avg. Rating: 1
  • Customer To Dancer Ratio
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • Customers Per Dancer
  • 1 to 2 or less: 100%
  • 3 to 4: 0%
  • 5 to 6: 0%
  • 7 to 8: 0%
  • 9 to 10 or more: 0%
  • Customer Residency
  • Almost all locals: 0%
  • Mostly locals: 100%
  • Locals and tourists: 0%
  • Mostly tourists: 0%
  • Almost all tourists: 0%
  • Customer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • Mostly White: 0%
  • Mostly Latino: 0%
  • Mostly Black: 0%
  • Mostly Asian: 0%
  • Many Races: 100%

Income & Recommendations

  • Income Rating (0 - 10)
  • Avg. Rating: 2
  • Average Nightly Take-Home
  • $150
  • Fees
  • Avg. Rating: 1
  • Average Nightly Fees
  • $80
  • Fines Rating
  • Avg. Rating: 5
  • Easiness Of Selling Dances
  • Avg. Rating: 3
  • Do you or did you like working here?
  • Yes: 0%
  • No: 100%
  • It is or was OK: 0%
  • Recommend dancing here?
  • Yes: 0%
  • No: 100%
  • Maybe: 0%
  • Adult entertainer license required?
  • Yes: 100%
  • No: 0%

Dancer Reviews for Michelle's Beach House

Reviewer: emonkey Date: 01-15-2014

Club Ratings

  • Overall Club Rating (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 1
  • Management
  • My Rating: 1
  • Dressing Room & Facilities
  • My Rating: 3
  • Shift Scheduling
  • My Rating: 1
  • Dancer Beauty (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 2
  • Dancer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • My Rating: Many different races.

Customer Ratings

  • Customer Touching
  • My Rating: 2
  • Customer Spending
  • My Rating: 1
  • Customer To Dancer Ratio
  • My Rating: 2
  • Customers Per Dancer
  • My Rating: 1 to 2 or less.
  • Customer Residency
  • My Rating: Mostly locals.
  • Customer Ethnicity & Diversity
  • My Rating: Many different races.

Income & Recommendations

  • Income Rating (0 - 10)
  • My Rating: 2
  • Average Take-Home
  • $150
  • Fees Rating
  • My Rating: 1
  • Average Fees
  • $80
  • Fines Rating
  • My Rating: 5
  • Easiness Of Selling Dances
  • My Rating: 3
  • Do you or did you like working here?
  • Answer: No.
  • Recommend dancing here to others?
  • Answer: No.
  • Local license required to work here?
  • Answer: Yes.

My review:

Dances are fairly easy to sell here. Almost every customer buys at least one dancer drink. But, the fees are so high here you barely leave with any money. When I asked why the fees were so high, the manager, Betty, said it was "because there are so few girls working."
Girls are not desirable to be around which is my guess as to why this club has no customer base. The customers you can expect are regulars who like "weird" things.
Not to mention you have to paint latex paint on your nipples, (ouch) and your "license" here costs $150. through the club.

I DO NOT recommend this club. Management is impossible to get along with. If you get along with the one who's name is on the sign, you are part of the problem.

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